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Venus Penus

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5Inch

Crying baby astronaut with Venus in background

Born on Earth, Penus was born different. Penus was uncircumcised; his skin grew over his head. Bullied and afraid, Penus had a mission when he grew older. He wanted to go to Venus, not the Moon. Penus always thought bigger than everybody else.

When older, Penus launched to Venus. He passed the Moon, waved and laughed. He whispered "Losers, I always wanted more." He rode to Venus. Achieving more was always his dream.

Laughing astronaut on rocket with Venus in background

Penus made it to Venus and achieved his dreams. With golden teeth and a big smile, he became the legend he always knew he could be.

Grinning astronaut with golden teeth in NASA suit